- Previously on Warehouse 13... → 上一集《倉庫13》提要...
- If the Warehouse is to survive, → 要係倉庫繼續存在，
A new caretaker must be in place before I die. → 我死之前一定要搵到新嘅管理人。
- Me. → 係我。
- You came into my house and stole from me... → 你走入我屋企偷我嘢...
Dismantled my life's work, and I will respond in kind. → 拆散咗我畢生心血，我會以牙還牙。
The brotherhood follow no rules. → 兄弟會完全冇規矩。
- I figured it out last week. → 我上個禮拜終於搞清咗。
Whenever I get hurt... → 每次我受傷...
- Oh, ow, oh, they got me. → 哎呀，佢哋打中咗我。
- Claudia feels the pain. → Claudia會感受到痛楚。
[Japanese music] → [日本音樂]
♪
- In shinto belief, emperor jimmu descended → 神道教傳說中，神武天皇係由
From the sun goddess. → 太陽女神降世。
He reigned for 75 years, → 佢統治咗75年，
Often accompanied by a wild crow. → 成日有隻野烏鴉陪住。
From that crow, there exists a feather. → 嗰隻烏鴉留低咗一條羽毛。
Behold. → 睇吓。
Beautiful, but deadly. → 好靚，但係致命。
And money? → 錢呢？
Also beautiful. → 都好靚。
Now we drink to honor jimmu. → 我哋而家飲杯敬神武天皇。
[twanging instrument] → [彈撥樂器聲]
♪
[wind whips] → [風聲]
Stop her! → 攔住佢！
- Oh! → 噢！
- Claude, don't look, you'll go insane! → Claude，唔好睇，你會癲㗎！
Whew! → 呼！
[low buzzing] → [低頻嗡嗡聲]
Wait. - Huh? → 等陣。 - 吓？
- Something's vibrating. → 有嘢震緊。
- I think it's me. → 好似係我。
Ugh, it's my sister, tracy. → 唉，係我妹Tracy。
Hey, trace, listen, I'm just at work. → 喂Trace，我返緊工咋。
I'll call you back-- → 遲啲覆你--
What? → 咩話？
Oh, my god, that's great news. → 天啊，真係好消息。
Congratulations. - What, what, what, what?! → 恭喜晒。 - 咩事咩事咩事？！
- My sister's pregnant. → 我妹有咗。
I-I'm gonna be an aunt. → 我...我做阿姨喇。
I'm gonna get to hold a new life in my arms. → 我可以抱住一個新生命。
Trace? Listen, what do you think about a japanese theme → Trace？喂，你覺唔覺得BB房
For the nursery? → 用日本主題好唔好？
[announcer] Left in the second period... → [旁述] 第二節剩低...
- [singing under breath] → [低聲哼歌]
Oh, artemis, hockey, huh? → 哦，Artemis，睇冰球呀？
Who you rooting for? - Nobody. → 你撐邊隊？ - 冇。
- Right, let me see if I can explain → 好，等我試吓同你解釋
This whole sports fan thing to you. → 呢啲運動迷嘅心態。
Let's say there was a-- - Hello, kitties! → 假設有-- - Hello，喵星人！
We're back from japan. → 我哋由日本返嚟喇。
domo arigato. → 多謝晒。
- Put that thing under a neutralizer light. → 將嗰件嘢放喺中和燈下面。
- Whatever you say, rilakkuma. → 你話事啦，Rilakkuma。
- What's a rikaluma? → 咩係Rikaluma？
- It's a japanese bear → 係一隻日本熊仔，
Who loves custard pudding. → 最鍾意食吉士布甸。
- Oh, Artie, you got a new nickname. → 哦，Artie，你多咗個花名。
- How would you like a new job? → 你想唔想轉新工？
- Hmm... → 嗯...
- I got it for my sister, tracy. → 我買俾我妹Tracy㗎。
She's pregnant. → 佢有咗。
- Wow. - Yeah, I'm so excited. → 嘩。 - 係呀，我好興奮。
- Really? → 真係？
- Yeah. → 係。
- N-no, yeah, no, that's--it's just that → 唔...係...唔係...只係...
You know, she's, you know, the younger sister, → 佢係你妹，
And you're the older sister. → 你係家姐。
- Are you living in 1957? → 你仲以為係1957年咩？
Getting pregnant's not on my current to-do list, all right? → 我而家嘅人生目標唔係生仔，好冇？
[game goes off] - How about finding an artifact. → [比賽聲] - 不如搵吓神器先？
Is that on your current to-do list? → 呢個係咪你而家要做嘅嘢？
We got a ping from last night's game in toronto. → 尋晚多倫多場波有反應。
- Let's go to the videotape. → 睇返錄影帶。
- Toronto's mike madden has the puck. → 多倫多嘅Mike Madden控住個波。
Baird is charging. → Baird衝緊過去。
Oh! Baird nails him in the right arm. → 噢！Baird打中佢右臂。
- So baird has the artifact. - Watch. → 即係Baird有神器。 - 睇住。
- That looks like a career-ending break. → 睇落好似會斷送職業生涯嘅骨折。
What a shame. → 真係可惜。
This vet's been on fire lately, → 呢位老將近排狀態咁好，
But you break your arm, and it's over. → 但係一斷臂就玩完。
- There, do you see that? → 嗰度，睇到未？
- I do. - See what? → 睇到。 - 睇咩？
What, she's the observant one, → 佢係觀察力強嗰個，
And I'm the one who eats all the time. → 我就係成日食嘢嗰個。
- Hey, w-wait, he's up. Madden is up! → 喂，等陣，佢起身喇。Madden起身！
- So madden has some kind of healing artifact. → 即係Madden有啲治療神器。
- Oh, he's healed, all right, and he's stronger than ever. → 佢唔止好返，仲比以前更勁。
Fast forwarding. → 快轉。
- Baird with the puck. → Baird控波。
Madden approaches him... → Madden逼近佢...
Wow! → 嘩！
- Whoa. - That's not hockey. → 嘩。 - 呢啲唔係冰球。
That's pole vaulting. → 呢啲係撐竿跳。
How the hell did he do that? → 佢點做到㗎？
- That's what I want you to find out. → 呢個就係我想你哋去查。
Stop that hockey player before he kills someone. → 阻止嗰個冰球員，唔好俾佢殺人。
- We're on it. → 我哋去辦。
- And I'm gonna stay here and keep you company. → 我就留喺度陪你。
- At least he does what he's told. → 至少佢肯聽話。
- Oh...He's so soft and fuzzy. → 噢...佢好軟好毛茸茸。
The bear too. → 隻熊都係。
Oh! → 噢！
- [sighs] oh, um, this arrived for you. → [嘆氣] 哦，呢封係俾你嘅。
- What? → 咩話？
Who would write me at the Warehouse? → 邊個會寫信去倉庫俾我？
- I encourage you to open the envelope and find out. → 我建議你打開信封睇吓。
- I've been cordially invited to lunch. → 有人好客氣咁請我食晏。
- Eek. → 咦。
- By Mrs. Frederic. → 係Mrs. Frederic。
Why? Why? → 點解？點解？
- Why don't you ask her? Over lunch. → 你不如食晏嗰陣問佢？
- Do you think this has something to do with → 你覺得關唔關
The weird feelings I've been having lately? → 我最近啲奇怪感覺事？
- What weird feelings? → 咩奇怪感覺？
- I don't know, like, uh... → 我都唔知，即係...
Out of nowhere I get these weird kicks in the gut, → 無端端個肚會抽一抽，
My heart races, I can't catch my breath. → 心跳加速，抖唔到氣。
It's like I'm not in control of myself. → 好似控制唔到自己咁。
- [screams] → [尖叫]
- Why didn't you tell me about this sooner? → 點解唔早啲話俾我知？
- I don't know, I didn't wanna worry you? → 我唔知，唔想你擔心啫？
Look, forget I said anything. → 算啦，當我冇講過。
I clearly have bigger problems. → 我而家明顯有更大嘅問題。
[crowd noise, buzzer] → [人群聲，哨聲]
[background chatter] → [背景嘈雜聲]
- Hey, are you guys going in to watch practice? → 喂，你哋入去睇練習呀？
Could you take this in for me? - And this? → 可唔可以幫我拎入去？ - 仲有呢？
You know, for mike madden? - Are those molasses crinkles? → 俾Mike Madden㗎？ - 係咪糖蜜曲奇？
- Okay, keep moving. → 好，繼續行。
- Okay, remember, for mike. → 記住，俾Mike㗎。
- [mouth full] oh, I love molasses crinkles. → [口含食物] 噢，我鍾意糖蜜曲奇。
- One thing I've learned in 20 years of running a team-- → 我管理球隊20年學到一樣嘢--
Never eat fan food. → 千祈唔好食球迷送嘅食物。
It could be laced with who knows what. → 唔知落咗啲咩。
Could make your parts fall off. - [spits out cookie] → 分分鐘食到甩皮甩骨。 - [吐出曲奇]
- Coach! - [whistles] → 教練！ - [吹哨]
- All right, listen up. → 好，大家聽住。
The league sent these nice folks out. → 聯賽派咗呢幾位朋友嚟。
They have some questions. → 佢哋有啲問題。
You will answer them. → 你哋要回答。
- I'd like to start with mike madden. → 我想由Mike Madden開始。
- Of course you would. → 梗係你啦。
Anything to meet the most eligible bachelor in toronto. → 為咗見多倫多最筍嘅單身漢。
[all laugh] - Pffft! → [眾人笑] - 切！
[background chatter] → [背景嘈雜聲]
- Hi, I'm Agent Bering. → 你好，我係Bering探員。
- Well, it's nice to meet you Agent Bering. → 你好，Bering探員。
- So, I just wanted to ask you-- → 我只係想問你--
- Why I was voted the most eligible bachelor in toronto? → 點解我會被選為多倫多最筍單身漢？
- I'm sure I'll read all about that in your memoir. → 我相信你本回憶錄會寫晒呢啲。
Um, you've been playing rough lately. → 你近排打波好粗魯。
- Right, and the league has a problem with that? → 聯賽有問題咩？
It's hockey. → 呢啲係冰球。
- Well, you put a guy through the glass. → 你將個人撞穿咗塊玻璃。
How'd you do that? - Well, there must have been → 點做到㗎？ - 可能本身
A crack in it already. → 已經有裂痕。
- But you'd just been injured very badly. → 但你之前受咗好重傷。
- Yes, but during a game, your adrenaline surges, → 係，但比賽期間腎上腺素飆升，
So you just keep going. → 所以會繼續打。
- Well how about now, are you in pain now? → 咁而家呢？你而家痛唔痛？
- Look, every player on the ice is in pain. → 每個喺冰場上嘅球員都痛。
We live with it 24/7, → 我哋24小時都要頂住，
But if you think I'm on something, → 但如果你懷疑我食咗藥，
Feel free to draw some blood, or I could pee in a cup for you. → 隨便抽血，或者我屙杯尿俾你驗。
You got a cup? → 你有冇杯？
- May I see that necklace you're wearing? → 可唔可以睇吓你戴緊嗰條頸鏈？
The league is cracking down on gold. → 聯賽打擊緊金飾。
So I would like to test it. → 我想測試吓。
Unless, of course, you have a problem removing it. → 當然，除非你除唔到。
- [chuckles] → [輕笑]
- Uh...You finished? - Yeah. → 你問完未？ - 係。
Gooery didn't need to be flushed after all. → 原來唔使沖廁所。
Where you headed? → 你去邊？
- Uh, inventory. → 點存貨。
- Hang back, tray, I'm gonna need you. → 等陣Tracy，我要你幫手。
Artie's lying. → Artie講大話。
- Hey, the team is winning → 喂，球隊贏波
'cause we're all working our butts off. → 係因為我哋個個搏到盡。
- Oh, yeah? Well, maybe some people have a little help, → 哦，係咩？可能有人有啲嘢幫手，
You know? Insurance. → 你明嘅，保險。
- We're all clean here. → 我哋個個都乾淨。
Right, boss? → 係咪呀老細？
- That's right, beast. → 冇錯，猛男。
None of my boys take → 我啲仔冇人食
Any performance-enhancing substances. → 任何提升表現嘅藥物。
Now here's the x-ray you asked for. → 呢張係你要嘅X光片。
Mike's arm, taken right after the game. → Mike嘅手臂，比賽後即刻影嘅。
- No reaction. Good. → 冇反應。好。
- Well, here you go. → 俾你。
And it's shinier than before. → 仲比以前更閃。
- And stickier too. → 仲更黏。
Are we done? - One more question. → 問完未？ - 多一個問題。
Do you like antiquing? - What? → 你鍾唔鍾意古董？ - 吓？
- You know, going to flea markets, buying old stuff? → 即係去跳蚤市場，買舊嘢？
- Are you asking me on a date? → 你係咪約我？
- Just answer the question like the team owner said. → 好似球隊班主話齋，答問題就得。
- No, because it's a stupid question. → 唔係，因為呢個問題好蠢。
Good-bye. - There are no stupid questions, → 拜拜。 冇蠢問題，
Okay? Only stupid people. → 明唔明？只有蠢人。
So if anyone's stupid here, it's you! → 所以如果呢度有人蠢，就係你！
He's hostile and unresponsive. → 佢好有敵意，完全唔合作。
- I wonder why. → - 我明點解。
Oh, here I got the x-ray of madden's stupid arm! → 哦，我拎到Madden嗰條蠢手臂嘅X光片！
- So wh--what, you can read those things? → - 咁你...你識睇呢啲嘢？
- Yeah, I was pre-med before I was pre-law → - 係，我讀法律之前讀過醫預科。
Before I joined the secret service. → 加入特勤局之前。
- And yet, you ended up in the exact same place as me. → - 但結果你同我一樣，都係嚟到同一個地方。
I'm just saying. → 我只係講吓。
- Something's wrong. → - 有啲唔妥。
The hand in this x-ray shows a bilateral fusion → 呢張X光片嘅手顯示梯形骨同小多角骨
Between the trapezium and the trapezoid. → 有雙側融合。
It's a congenital condition. → 係先天性嘅。
- So? And may I add, huh? → - 咁又點？仲有，我加句「吓」得唔得？
- So when I shook mike's hand... → - 咁我同Mike握手嗰陣...
I felt those bones, and there was no fusion. → 我摸到啲骨，冇融合。
- The x-ray's a fake? → - 張X光片係假嘅？
- This isn't stupid madden's stupid arm. → - 呢條唔係蠢Madden嘅蠢手臂。
We need to break into the medical office → 我哋要潛入醫療室
And find the real x-ray. → 搵返真嘅X光片。
- All right, we need a distraction. → - 好，我哋需要搞個分散注意。
I'm gonna jump on the zamboni, → 我會跳上冰面修整機，
And I'm gonna zoom around the ice while you-- → 喺冰上飛馳，而你...
- Pete, no one's--no one's looking at us...So... → - Pete，冇人...冇人睇我哋...所以...
- I know, but I wanted to ride the zamboni. → - 我知，但我好想揸冰面修整機。
- I know you did. → - 我知你想。
It's okay. Let's go. → 冇問題，我哋走啦。
- No. → - 唔得。
No. → 唔得。
[dog barks] → [狗吠聲]
Trailer. → 拖車。
[dog whines] → [狗哀鳴]
- He's with me. → - 佢係跟我嘅。
- You shouldn't have followed me. → - 你唔應該跟住我。
- Artie, you're lying. → - Artie，你講大話。
You know I can tell. → 你知我睇得出。
Now, what's going on? → 而家發生咩事？
- Artifacts are disappearing from the Warehouse. → - 倉庫嘅文物開始消失。
First it was bobby fischer's marble and now... → 先係Bobby Fischer嘅彈珠，而家...
Primo levy's scarf and who knows what else has been taken. → Primo Levi嘅頸巾，仲有唔知仲有咩被拎走。
- I thought the Warehouse had a detection system → - 我以為倉庫有偵測系統
That alerts you when artifacts go missing. → 會通知你文物唔見咗。
- It should--it does, but it didn't alert my computer. → - 應該係...係有，但冇通知我部電腦。
- Okay, so let's just call Claudia and-- → - 好，咁我哋打畀Claudia...
- Nope, no. → - 唔得，唔得。
No, we'll...Just keep all this between us for now. → 唔得，我哋...暫時得我哋兩個知。
Understood? - Okay. → 明唔明？ - 好。
- Well, this can't have been random. → - 呢件事唔可能係隨機嘅。
I went myself to turin in 1987 to snag the scarf. → 我1987年親自去都靈拎返條頸巾。
- So it meant something to you. - Yeah. → - 所以佢對你嚟講有意義。 - 係。
- What other items would get under your skin. → - 仲有咩嘢會令你咁上心？
- The katana. → - 武士刀。
The katana. → 武士刀。
Aisle kamakura east! → 鎌倉東邊通道！
Come on! → 快啲！
- Come on, tray. [woof] → - 快啲，托盤。 [狗吠]
- Did you find madden's real arm? → - 你搵到Madden嘅真手臂未？
- Yeah. There's no fusing in the metacarpals. → - 搵到。掌骨冇融合。
And, I mean, the bone is clearly broken, → 而且，骨明顯斷咗，
But this--this I have never seen before. → 但呢個...我從來未見過。
The muscle and cartilage have actually → 肌肉同軟骨竟然
Grown around the broken bone to support it. → 圍住斷骨生咗出嚟支撐佢。
- That thing's being held together → - 條手臂係靠
By the artifact equivalent of spit and glue. → 文物級嘅口水同膠水黐埋一齊。
- Yeah, but it's not just his arm. → - 係，但唔止佢條手臂。
I mean, his knee is shot and his ribs are cracked. → 佢膝頭傷晒，肋骨仲裂咗。
- This guy should not be playing professional hockey. → - 呢條友唔應該打職業冰球。
- Pete, this guy shouldn't even be walking. → - Pete，呢條友連行路都唔應該得。
[water running] - [laughing] aw, man. → [水聲] - [笑] 唉，老友。
- Quick, before he gets out of the shower. → - 快，趁佢未沖完涼。
Okay. → 好。
Helmet. → 頭盔。
The mouth guard. → 牙套。
Shin guard. → 護脛。
- Uh... - Penis guard. → - 呃... - 護陰。
- Eew. → - 噁。
- No reaction. → - 冇反應。
Maybe mike has the artifact on him. → 可能Mike帶住件文物。
- No, he's naked in the shower, and I already checked his chain. → - 唔係，佢沖緊涼冇著衫，我已經check過佢條鏈。
- How much you pay me not to tell anyone you said that? → - 你要畀幾多錢我先唔話畀人聽你講過呢句？
- 50 bucks. - Done. → - 50蚊。 - 成交。
- Okay. → - 好。
- Really, that's how it's gonna be, eh? → - 真係？就咁樣？吓？
- Well, what do you want? → - 咁你想點？
- You're holding out on me! → - 你有嘢收埋唔話我知！
- I'll go. → - 我走啦。
- I'll stay here. → - 我留喺度。
- No, I'm not, I swear to god, I'm not. → - 唔係，我發誓，真係冇。
- Then what's making you so strong, huh?! → - 咁係咩令你咁勁？吓？！
- Back off, frank, or I'll do to you what I did to baird. → - 退後，Frank，否則我對你做返我對Baird做嘅嘢。
- Hey, knock it off! → - 喂，停手！
- Stay out of this, man. → - 唔關你事，老友。
- No, I'm in it, okay? → - 唔得，關我事，明唔明？
And so is the league if you don't back off right now. → 如果你唔即刻收手，聯盟都會關事。
- Fine, man. → - 好，老友。
We're cool, right, mike? → 我哋冇事，係咪，Mike？
- Yeah, yeah, we're cool. → - 係，係，我哋冇事。
- Aw, man, these were brand new. → - 唉，老友，呢對係全新㗎。
[whispers] Myka, Myka. → [細聲] Myka，Myka。
- Hey, sign says team personnel only. → - 喂，牌寫住只限球隊人員。
- Oh, well I must have missed it. → - 哦，我應該睇漏咗。
- Well someone's not very observant. → - 咁有人真係唔多留神。
- Well someone's penis guard is not very b-- → - 咁有人嘅護陰就唔多...
- Ho-kay. → - 好...好。
Uh, why don't we let mike get dressed, → 呃，不如等Mike著返衫，
And, uh, I need to talk to you. → 我，呃，要同你傾吓。
Okay? Here we go. → 好唔好？我哋走啦。
Come on. - Oh, look, there it is. → 嚟啦。 - 哦，睇，喺度。
I see your stupid sign now. → 我而家見到你個蠢牌啦。
- Mykes, mykes, he was fighting in there. → - Mykes，Mykes，佢啱啱喺度打交。
And he wasn't the same guy we saw on the ice. → 佢唔係我哋喺冰上見到嗰個人。
He was in pain. → 佢好痛。
I don't think he's using an artifact. → 我唔覺得佢用緊文物。
I think someone's using one on him. → 我覺得有人用文物控制佢。
- What about larry kemp, the owner? → - 咁Larry Kemp，個老闆呢？
That would explain why he gave us the wrong x-ray. → 咁就解釋到點解佢畀假X光片我哋。
- Well...Okay. → - 嗯...好。
Let's just hope he's not in the shower too. → 希望佢唔係都喺沖涼。
- Thank you, ma'am. Be right back. → - 多謝，女士。好快返。
- Miss Donovan, thank you for joining me. → - Donovan小姐，多謝你嚟見我。
- Sure. → - 好。
Am I late? → 我遲咗？
Did I miss lunch? → 我錯過咗午餐？
- No time. → - 冇時間。
Let's take a walk. → 我哋行吓。
- That's what the mafia says → - 黑手黨叫人去死之前
When you're about to get whacked. → 都係咁講。
- Do they? → - 係咩？
Well, this concerns your relationship with the Warehouse. → 呢件事關乎你同倉庫嘅關係。
- Oh, my, uh, my destiny? → - 哦，我嘅，呃，命運？
- And mine. → - 仲有我嘅。
- Has something changed? → - 有嘢變咗？
- Not yet. → - 未。
I just think it's time you had a glimpse. → 我只係覺得係時候畀你睇吓。
Don't worry, you won't be whacked. → 唔使擔心，你唔會死。
Come. - Yes, ma'am. → 嚟。 - 係，女士。
- All right, kemp, spit it out. → - 好，Kemp，快啲講。
What did you do to mike madden? → 你對Mike Madden做咗咩？
- Well, hello to you, too. → - 喂，你都好吖。
Canadian customs confiscate your manners? → 加拿大海關沒收咗你嘅禮貌？
- [annoyed laugh] - How's he sustaining → - [無奈笑] - 佢點樣維持
That level of play? → 咁高水平嘅表現？
- Like all great athletes, he's rising to the challenge. → - 同所有偉大運動員一樣，佢迎難而上。
- He's practically crippled, → - 佢幾乎殘廢，
Which is why you showed us the phony x-ray. → 所以你畀假X光片我哋睇。
- It's not like you had a warrant. → - 你又冇搜查令。
- Mike put a guy through the glass. → - Mike將人撞穿玻璃。
Now what are you doing to him? → 你對佢做咗咩？
- What am I doing to him? → - 我對佢做咗咩？
Look, two of my best players are on the injured reserve list. → 睇吓，我兩個最好嘅球員喺傷兵名單。
If I were doing anything to help him play, → 如果我做啲嘢幫佢打波，
I would do it to them and not an old war horse like mike madden. → 我會幫佢哋，唔係幫Mike Madden呢匹老馬。
- Aw, come on, I mean, the guy's having a great year. → - 喂，唔好咁講，佢今年打得好好。
- Oh, yeah, he really brings it for the fans at the home games, → - 哦，係，佢主場真係為球迷搏盡，
And on the road, he's a total wash. → 但作客就完全唔掂。
I think we're done here. → 我哋傾完啦。
- Pete? - Yeah? → - Pete？ - 係？
- I think we need to take a closer look at the rink. → - 我覺得我哋要仔細睇吓個冰場。
So mike brings it at home games. → 所以Mike主場先發威。
Ipso facto, the artifact must be here in the arena. → 因此，文物一定喺呢個場館。
- Another facto, I was watching mike during practice. → - 另一個因此，我睇住Mike練習。
The guy was wobbly. → 佢腳步不穩。
- So what's here during games → - 咁比賽時有咩喺度
That isn't here the rest of the time? → 其他時間冇？
- I don't know, fans? → - 我唔知，球迷？
Mykes, maybe one of the hometown fans is "bringing it" for mike. → Mykes，可能係某個主場球迷「發功」幫Mike。
And that narrows it down to about 15,000 suspects. → 咁就縮窄到約一萬五千個疑犯。
- Gone! → - 冇咗！
Gone! → 冇咗！
And gone! → 仲有冇咗！
Gone! Someone is undoing my life's work! → 冇咗！有人喺度拆我畢生心血！
- Can you please stop for a second? → - 你可唔可以停一停？
Look, we just need to think and get ahead of this thing. → 我哋要諗清楚，超前一步。
Now is there any artifact the intruder might have taken → 而家有冇咩文物係入侵者可能拎走
That's easy for us to locate? → 容易畀我哋追蹤到？
- An artifact with a homing device? → - 有追蹤裝置嘅文物？
Yeah, that would be convenient. → 係，咁就方便。
The mccoy rifle. → McCoy步槍。
I snagged the mccoy rifle. → 我拎咗McCoy步槍。
Don't just stand there! → 唔好淨係企喺度！
- You do know I'm on foot, right? → - 你知我冇車得對腳，係咪？
- Excellent! → - 好嘢！
The mccoy rifle is gone. → McCoy步槍冇咗。
And...Now we gotta see → 同埋...我哋要睇吓
If the hatfield rifle is missing too. → Hatfield步槍有冇都唔見埋。
We have to separate both rifles. → 我哋要分開兩支步槍。
- Wouldn't he take both? → - 佢唔會拎晒兩支？
- Not if he's trying to make a point. → - 如果佢想表達啲嘢就唔會。
I did not snag the hatfield rifle. → Hatfield步槍唔係我拎嘅。
That was another agent. → 係另一個探員。
If the hatfield rifle is here, → 如果Hatfield步槍喺度，
It will lead us to the mccoy. → 就會帶我哋去搵McCoy。
Come on! - If you're trying to kill me, → 快啲！ - 如果你想殺我，
You're too late. → 你太遲啦。
- Look around, miss Donovan. → - 睇吓周圍，Donovan小姐。
Do you sense anything? - Hunger? → 你有冇感覺到啲嘢？ - 肚餓？
I think there's a falafel place down the-- → 我記得前面有間中東卷餅店...
- Pay attention. → 留心啲。
Look beyond what you see. → 睇嘢要睇深入啲。
Her. → 佢。
- Very good. → - 好嘢。
Don't point. It's rude. → 唔好指住人，冇禮貌。
- What is it about her? → - 佢有咩特別？
- Stay focused. → - 集中精神。
[door opens, bell dings] → [門開，鈴響]
[baby coos] → [BB聲]
- Be a good boy. → - 乖仔嚟㗎。
Did you set those earrings aside for me? → 你有冇幫我留起嗰對耳環？
- This is a robbery! → - 打劫呀！
- We're not here to intervene. → - 我哋唔係嚟插手㗎。
Stay with me. → 跟我一齊。
- Don't move! → - 唔好郁！
Don't! → 唔好！
Everybody just get down on the ground! → 全部人趴低！
- [screams] → - [尖叫]
- No! → - 唔好！
- Help is coming. → 救兵就嚟㗎喇。
You're gonna be okay. → 你會冇事㗎。
You saved that baby's life. → 你救咗個BB一命。
- I'm a doctor--if you're not needed, please step back. → - 我係醫生——如果你唔需要幫手，請行開啲。
- Did you know that was gonna happen? → - 你係咪一早知會發生呢件事？
- It depends what you mean by "that" → - 要睇你講嘅「呢件事」係指咩。
And what you mean by "happen". → 同埋你講嘅「發生」係點解。
- Well, I saw her bracelet get all glowy, → - 我見到佢條手鏈發光，
But I don't know what the artifact did unless... → 但我唔知件神器做咗啲咩，除非...
Unless that was... → 除非嗰個係...
The birth of an artifact. → 一件神器嘅誕生。
- Imbued by the bravery of a moment, → - 由一刻嘅勇氣注入，
An ordinary woman doing an extraordinary thing. → 一個平凡女人做咗件不平凡嘅事。
- Shouldn't we snag it? → - 我哋唔應該拎走佢咩？
- No, it's hers. → - 唔得，係佢嘅。
It only becomes ours if it starts causing trouble. → 除非佢搞出麻煩，先輪到我哋處理。
- But d--I thought most artifacts came from... → - 但係——我以為大部分神器都係嚟自...
Bold-face names, you know? → 啲有名有姓嘅人，你明唔明？
People with wikipedia pages. → 有維基百科嗰啲人。
- The creation of an artifact → - 神器嘅誕生
Is simply the meeting of an object, a person and a moment. → 就係物件、人物同一個時刻嘅結合。
- That's a good glimpse. → - 呢個觀察唔錯。
You got a rockin' gig, mrs. F. → 你份工好正喎，F太。
- Mrs. Frederic. → - Frederic太太。
There's something else you should see. → 仲有啲嘢你要睇。
- Oh, uh, am I going with you or... → - 哦，我係跟你定係...
- Unless you'd like to take the bus. → - 除非你想搭巴士。
- Okay. → - 好。
- Look, mike, we can't get into specifics, → - Mike，我哋唔講得太具體，
But we're pretty sure one of your fans → 但我哋好肯定你其中一個粉絲
Is boosting your ability to play. → 喺度增強你嘅球技。
- Are there any particular fans that you interact with? → - 你有冇特別同邊個粉絲互動？
- No, I'm polite, but you gotta keep your distance. → - 冇，我有禮貌，但要保持距離。
- We really appreciate this. → - 我哋好感激你配合。
We know that, um, this might end your season, so... → 我哋知道呢件事可能會搞到你提早收咧，所以...
- Well, hey, if I'm getting some kind of outside help, → - 喂，如果我係靠外力幫手，
I don't want it; that's cheating → 我唔要；呢啲係作弊
And, um, I don't cheat. → 而我係唔會作弊㗎。
- All right, well, here's the plan. → - 好，計劃係咁。
We're gonna gather all your hardcore fans → 我哋會將你所有忠實粉絲
Into one section, then we're gonna → 集中喺一個區域，然後
Raffle off a dinner with you after the game. → 抽獎請佢哋賽後同你食飯。
- Yes, and early in the game, → - 係，同埋比賽初段，
You'll take a fall and pretend → 你會扮跌低
To be hurt very badly. → 扮到傷得好重。
- Like during the last game. → - 好似上次場波咁。
- Exactly, and then we'll, you know, → - 啱，然後我哋會
We'll study them very closely to make sure none of them → 仔細觀察佢哋，確保冇人
Pulls out a rolling pin or something. → 拎出擀麵棍之類嘅嘢。
- A what? → - 咩話？
- Nothing. Just ignore him. → - 冇嘢。唔好理佢。
- Hey, uh, okay, we gotta finish setting up. → - 喂，好，我哋要準備好晒。
- No problem, I got it. → - 冇問題，我搞得掂。
Agent Bering? → Bering探員？
I still don't know your first name. → 我仲未知你個名。
- Oh, it's, uh, Myka. → - 哦，我叫Myka。
- Wow, mike and Myka. → - 嘩，Mike同Myka。
Like papageno and papagena from-- → 好似莫札特《魔笛》入面嘅
- Mozart's magic flute. → Papageno同Papagena。
[laughs] → [笑]
You know opera? → 你識歌劇？
- Yeah, yeah, don't tell my teammates. → - 係呀，唔好同我啲隊友講。
Well, 'cause you never know-- → 因為你永遠唔知——
- Hey, can we get going? → - 喂，我哋可以走未？
Uh, you can play mike's magic flute later. → 你可以遲啲先玩Mike嘅魔笛。
- I have to go kill him now, so I'm just gonna...Go... → - 我而家要去殺咗佢，所以我要...走先...
- Ugh, get me some popcorn and a tampon, → - 唉，俾我爆谷同衛生棉條，
'cause I am watching a romantic comedy. → 因為我準備睇愛情喜劇。
- What?! Shut up! → - 咩話？！收聲啦！
- Oh, yeah, you and mike meet, → - 係呀，你同Mike初次見面，
You hate each other and the next thing you know, you're kissing. → 互相憎恨，轉頭就咀嘴。
- That's crazy. → - 痴線。
- Oh, yeah? → - 係咩？
'cause love is crazy, mykes. → 因為愛情本身就係痴線㗎，Mykes。
[snaps fingers] That's right, girl. → [彈手指] 冇錯，姊妹。
I am the sassy best friend. → 我係你個牙尖嘴利嘅閨密。
- We caught a break. → - 我哋有突破。
Hatfield rifle is still here. → Hatfield步槍仲喺度。
Gloves. → 戴手套。
- And how's it connected to the other rifle? → - 同另一支步槍有咩關連？
- Gravitational pull between the barrels → - 槍管之間嘅引力
Fueled by the hatred between the clans → 由兩族之間嘅仇恨驅動
And also...Now your eyes are younger than mine. → 同埋...你對眼比我後生。
You look through the sights, tell me what you see. → 你透過瞄準鏡睇，話我知見到咩。
- Just... Okay. → - 好...等我睇下。
It's just a window and what looks like a garage. → 只係見到個窗同好似係車房嘅嘢。
- Any identifying landmarks? → - 有冇任何標誌性地標？
- Just a giant cow. → - 得隻巨型牛。
- Cow. → - 牛。
Like a cow with lipstick? → 係咪有唇膏嗰隻牛？
- Yeah. → - 係。
- I know that cow. → 我認得嗰隻牛。
It's outside a steakhouse in featherhead. → 喺Featherhead間扒房出面。
Excellent clue. Not a bad lunch. → 好線索。唔錯嘅午餐地點。
Bring the rifle. → 帶埋支步槍。
[crowd cheers] → [群眾歡呼]
- Marry me! → - 嫁俾我！
- Okay, guys. → - 好，各位。
Make sure you put your name, → 記得寫低你個名、
Correct information, and your seat number-- → 正確資料同座位號碼——
Good job-- → 做得好——
For the big raffle's after the game. → 賽後有大型抽獎。
Whoo-hoo! → 嗚呼！
Oh, well, that's cute. → 哦，幾得意喎。
Just, I'm sorry, one card each. → 唔好意思，每人一張飛咋。
- She's always over the top. → - 佢成日都咁誇張。
- Oh, yeah. → - 係囉。
- Hey. - Hey. → - 喂。 - 喂。
- Are you all set to do this? → - 你準備好未？
- Who knows? → - 邊個知？
Sure. - I wish I could tell you more → 好囉。 - 我希望可以話俾你知多啲
About what's going on, it's just, uh... → 發生緊咩事，只係...
- Unexplainable. - Yeah. → - 解釋唔到。 - 係。
Sorry. → 唔好意思。
Thank you. → 多謝。
- You know, when I first met you, → - 你知唔知，我第一次見你嗰陣，
I didn't wanna let go then either. → 我都唔想放手。
That was kinda unexplainable too. → 嗰陣都有啲解釋唔到。
For good luck? → 當係好運？
- Look, mike's kissing someone! → - 喂，Mike咀緊人！
- You go, girl! → - 加油呀！
[horn blows] → [號角聲]
- Hey. → - 喂。
- Hey, there, buckaroo. → - 喂，小朋友。
Uh...[stammering] → 呃...
I-I'm the purse inspector. → 我係手袋檢查員。
[chuckles nervously] I know. → [尷尬笑] 我知。
Where-- where's your mom and dad? → 你爸爸媽媽喺邊？
- Jakey, what are you doing? → - Jakey，你做咩呀？
Come on. → 嚟啦。
Our seats are over here. → 我哋座位喺呢邊。
[crowd gasps] → [群眾驚呼]
- Mike's hurt! → - Mike受傷啦！
[crowd booing] → [群眾喝倒采]
[whistle blows] → [哨子聲]
- [groans] → - [呻吟]
Oh, my god, what the hell is that?! → 天啊，呢個係咩嚟㗎？！
[screams] → [尖叫]
[cell phone rings] → [電話響]
Myka, where'd you go? → Myka，你去咗邊？
- Pete, I'm in the ladies room behind section d. → - Pete，我喺D區後面嘅女廁。
I need you now. → 你即刻過嚟。
- Mykes? - Yeah... → - Mykes？ - 係...
- Oh, my god, you're--you're pregnant. → - 天啊，你——你有咗。
- I know... → - 我知...
- You're really, really pregnant. → - 你真係好大肚。
- I know. → - 我知。
- How the hell did that happen? → - 點會搞成咁㗎？
- I don't know! → - 我唔知呀！
- I'm guessing she had sex. → - 我估佢同人上床囉。
- Pete? → - Pete？
You know my--oh, Pete, my bra's really not made for these. → 你知我——Pete，我個胸圍頂唔順呀。
- Okay, okay, here, put this on. → - 好，好，嚟，著住呢件先。
- Yes. → - 好。
Oh, my god, I had to get out of there. → 天啊，我要離開嗰度。
The smell of ammonia--I- I can smell everything now. → 啲阿摩尼亞味——我而家乜味都聞到。
- All right, well, in advance of what I'm sure I'll do, → - 好，為咗我肯定會做嘅蠢事，
I apologize. - Who? → 我先道歉。 - 邊個？
- Right, okay, look, mykes, somebody whammied you. → - 好，聽我講，Mykes，有人對你落咗咒。
- Ya think? → - 你話呢？
Okay, I know where and when, → 好，我知時間地點，
But I don't know who, what, or how. → 但唔知邊個、做咗咩、點樣做。
Both: Call Artie. → 兩人：打俾Artie。
- If Claudia finds out you borrowed her prius c, → - 如果Claudia知道你借咗佢架Prius C，
She's gonna rake you over the coals. → 佢實鬧死你。
- Well, joke'll be on her then. → - 到時佢就中計。
- What? → - 咩話？
- Uh, nothing. → - 冇嘢。
Hey, have you, uh, checked out this car's entune system? → 喂，你有冇睇過呢架車嘅Entune系統？
It's got, uh, bing and pandora. → 有Bing同Pandora。
- Oh, what a relief. That way if we can't find → - 嘩，咁就放心晒。咁我哋搵唔到
The missing artifact, → 失蹤嘅神器，
We can customize our music stations. → 都可以自訂音樂頻道。
- Hey, caw. - Yes. → - 喂，Caw。 - 係。
I think the garage must be nearby. → 我諗車房應該喺附近。
- Whoa! - Yeah, yeah, yeah. → - 嘩！ - 係啦係啦係啦。
The hatfield rifle's starting to tug. → Hatfield步槍開始有反應。
That means the mccoy is nearby. → 即係McCoy步槍喺附近。
[Farnsworth buzzes] Wait... → [Farnsworth響] 等等...
- Artie! - This better be important. → - Artie！ - 最好係重要事。
- Artie, I'm pregnant. → Artie，我有咗。
- Ha, ha and I'm mary, queen of scots. → 哈哈，咁我係蘇格蘭瑪麗女王啦。
What? How did you--Pete! → 咩話？你點會...Pete！
- [stutters] I didn't even touch her. → 我連掂都冇掂過佢。
- Look, Artie, I was at the hockey and game, → 喂，Artie，我當時喺冰球比賽，
And I felt this pain in my abdomen, → 個肚突然好痛，
And then I don't know what happened → 跟住就唔知發生咩事，
And I don't know why I'm starting to cry. → 我都唔知點解開始喊。
- It's hormonal. → 係荷爾蒙作怪。
- Don't say hormonal, okay? → 唔好講荷爾蒙，好冇？
It makes me wanna cry more. → 咁樣我會喊得更勁。
- See, that's why I never married. → 睇吓，所以我先唔結婚。
- Preaching to the choir. → 你講中晒我心聲。
- Look, Artie, this came out of nowhere. → Artie，呢件事嚟得好突然。
We thought we were hunting for a healing artifact → 我哋以為係搵緊一個粉絲嘅治療神器，
Owned by a fan. → 點知...
- A healed athlete, pregnant woman. → 一個康復嘅運動員，一個大肚婆。
This could be a wish-fulfillment artifact instead. → 呢個可能係願望成真嘅神器。
Myka, what did you touch? → Myka，你掂過啲咩？
- What?! You--you--you think that I wished for this? → 咩話？！你...你...你覺得係我許願要呢個？
What is wrong with you guys? → 你哋係咪有問題？
Okay, I am very happy for my sister, → 好，我好為我個妹開心，
But I don't wanna be pregnant. → 但我唔想大肚。
- Yeah, well, who else would wish this on you? → 係咩，咁邊個會咁對你？
- Well, I don-- I don't know, Artie. → 我...我唔知呀，Artie。
Uh, mike? I mean, we did kiss. → 呃，Mike？我哋真係錫過。
- Artie, the rifle-- I can't hold still much longer. → Artie，支步槍...我頂唔到好耐。
- Well, talk to mike, and no more kissing! → 咁同Mike傾清楚，唔准再錫！
- He didn't even say good-bye. - He never does. → 佢連再見都冇講。 - 佢一向都係咁。
- Okay. → 好。
You know, Pete, maybe-- maybe I don't know myself. → Pete，或者...或者我唔了解自己。
You know, maybe--maybe I am jealous of my sister. → 或者...或者我係妒忌我個妹。
Maybe I did wish for this. → 或者我真係許咗呢個願。
- Yeah, I don't think so. → 我唔係咁諗。
- What makes you say that? → 點解咁講？
- Because I wished for it. → 因為係我許嘅願。
- What? → 咩話？
- Well, I don't know, mykes. → 我唔知呀，Mykes。
You know, it was just a passing thought. → 只係一個閃過嘅念頭。
I mean, I saw this cute kid, and I called him buckaroo. → 我見到個好得意嘅細路，叫佢做牛仔仔。
- What would that have to do with me being pregnant? → 關我大肚咩事？
- Well, I've been thinking, you know, → 我一直喺度諗，
Am I ever gonna have a family? → 我仲有冇機會有自己嘅家庭？
You know, I mean, who wants to share my insane life? → 邊個會想同我過呢種癲癲喪喪嘅生活？
And then, I realized that someone → 跟住我發現，原來有人
Already shares my insane life. → 已經同我一齊過緊呢種生活。
- Just stop, okay? → 停，好冇？
Stop! I will not start crying again. → 停！我唔會再喊㗎。
Okay, okay, what-- what were you in contact with → 好，好，你見到個細路嗰陣，
When you saw that little boy? → 掂過啲咩？
- The keychain, mykes. → 鎖匙扣，Mykes。
The keychain, it had a bunch of things on it. → 個鎖匙扣掛住好多嘢。
- Okay, okay, then we'll find the keychain. → 好，好，我哋搵返個鎖匙扣。
We'll neutralize it. → 解除佢嘅力量。
But first, I have to pee. → 但係我要去廁所先。
- [grunts] → [657]
[metal clangs]
[gunfire] → [659] 關門！
- Close the door!
- Hey, are you okay? → 喂，你冇事嘛？
- [panting] → [662] 搞咩呀？我差啲中槍！
What the hell? I could have been shot!
- Yeah...I--sorry, I kinda forgot you had the rifle. → 係...我...唔好意思，我唔記得咗你拎住支步槍。
- Oh, you forgot? → 哦，你唔記得？
- Yeah, what are you getting so upset about? → 係呀，你咁激動做咩？
You would have been shot, but you're on the metronome. → 你中槍都唔會死，因為你仲喺節拍器上面。
You wouldn't have died. - Yeah, but Claudia might have. → - 係，但Claudia可能會死。
- Excuse me? → 咩話？
- Uh...What? No, no. I don't know. → 呃...咩？冇，冇，我唔知。
- Steve? → Steve？
You were saying something about Claudia. → 你頭先講緊Claudia。
Please, go on. → 請繼續講。
- All right. → 好。
Ever since Claudia brought me back, we've been... → 自從Claudia帶返我之後，我哋就...
Connected. → 有咗聯繫。
Every time I get hurt, she feels the pain. → 每次我受傷，佢都會感受到痛。
- Oh, so that's the weirdness she was talking about. → 哦，所以佢先話覺得怪怪哋。
See, I was afraid that-- something else. → 我仲以為係...其他嘢。
Uh, she doesn't know. - No. → 佢唔知。 - 唔知。
That's why I've been trying to lay low. → 所以我先一直低調。
It's to protect her. - Yeah. → 係為咗保護佢。 - 係。
We gotta get you off that metronome. → 我哋要幫你脫離個節拍器。
- I've been looking into it, Artie. → 我查過，Artie。
I don't know if it's possible. → 唔知得唔得。
- At Warehouse 13, anything's possible. → 喺13號倉庫，冇嘢係冇可能。
You know, sometimes. → 有時係咁。
Yeah, we gotta get this rifle → 係，我哋要快啲放返支步槍
Back in the trunk before you get Claudia shot. → 入箱，唔好累到Claudia中槍。
- Guys, where is she? → 喂，佢去咗邊？
The one who was sitting here? → 頭先坐喺度嗰個？
- She left. → 佢走咗。
She was super-pissed at mike → 佢好嬲Mike
For kissing that pretty girl. → 同個靚女錫嘴。
- She wasn't that pretty. - Hey, she's pretty! → - 佢都唔係好靚。 - 喂，佢好靚㗎！
Wait, you have all the fans' names, right? → 等等，你有晒所有粉絲個名，係嘛？
- Yeah, yeah. Uh, uh... → 係，係。呃...
There, judy giltoy, I even have her address. → 呢度，Judy Giltoy，我仲有佢地址。
- Okay, just give me a push. - Okay. → 好，推我一下。 - 好。
- They're all here. → 全部喺度。
The katana sword, mccoy rifle... → 武士刀，McCoy步槍...
- The van gogh. → 梵高。
Mata hari's stockings. → Mata Hari嘅絲襪。
Huh. → 哼。
Primo levy's scarf. → Primo Levi嘅頸巾。
Artie nielson, this is your life. → Artie Nielson，呢啲就係你嘅人生。
- You okay? → 你冇事嘛？
- No, I'm not okay. → 冇事先奇。
This is a massive breach. → 呢次係嚴重嘅漏洞。
- Which we stopped. → 我哋已經阻止咗。
And as soon as everyone gets back, we'll all track d-- → 等大家返晒嚟，我哋一齊追查...
- No, it's too dangerous to-- → 唔得，太危險...
There is a protocol. → 有程序要跟。
I will inform everyone at the right time. → 我會喺適當時候通知大家。
Let's just get everything back to the Warehouse. → 而家先將所有嘢運返倉庫。
- Artie? → Artie？
Those are shipping supplies. → 呢啲係運送物資。
I'm not sure this is everything. → 我唔肯定係咪齊晒。
- Hello? → 喂？
Anybody home? → 有冇人？
Yup, we're definitely in the right place. → 係，我哋冇去錯地方。
- Sorry about stopping. → 唔好意思要停低。
I just so really needed mexican food. → 我真係好想食墨西哥菜。
- That other burrito was supposed to be for me. → 另一個捲餅本來係我㗎。
- I know. → 我知。
- Whoa, hey, check this out. → 嘩，喂，睇吓呢個。
Turns out mike did know judy, → 原來Mike真係識Judy，
Which explains why she got so mad about the kiss. → 難怪佢見到錫嘴會咁嬲。
- Pete, it's the same shot of judy in both of these pictures. → Pete，兩張相入面Judy嘅樣一樣。
She photoshopped herself in. → 佢用PS將自己P咗入去。
- [exhales] - Yeah. → - 係。
- All right. → 好。
"john giltoy, beloved father and grandfather." → 「John Giltoy，慈愛嘅父親同祖父。」
He died recently. → 佢最近過身。
Oh, he was a world war ii vet. → 哦，佢係二戰老兵。
Oh, no way. → 唔係掛。
He survived the bataan death march. → 佢喺巴丹死亡行軍生還。
He and his buddy, roy shrop. → 同佢嘅 buddy Roy Shrop一齊。
Mykes, listen to this. → Mykes，聽吓呢度。
"with 20 miles remaining, shrop fell deathly ill. → 「剩返20英里時，Shrop病得好重。」
"the japanese would have left him for dead, → 「日本人會由得佢等死，」
"but giltoy urged him on. → 「但Giltoy叫佢頂住。」
"'you can do this', giltoy told his friend, over and over." → 「『你得嘅』，Giltoy不斷同佢朋友講。」
- Compelled his friend to perform an extraordinary feat. → 說服朋友完成咗一個非凡嘅壯舉。
He wished so hard, he made it true. → 佢許願許得咁用力，結果成真。
- Mykes, there were dog tags on judy's keys. → Mykes，Judy嘅鎖匙上面有軍籍牌。
I mean, they were probably the grandpa's right? → 應該係佢爺爺嘅，係嘛？
So we just wait here for her to come home and snag the artifact. → 我哋喺度等佢返嚟，然後攞返個神器。
- That's great. → 好。
But I have to pee again. → 但我又要去廁所。
- Okay. - Okay. → - 好。 - 好。
- Hey, mike, mike, hi. → 喂，Mike，Mike，你好。
Would you get in my car, please? → 可唔可以上我架車？
- Excuse me, do I know you? → 唔好意思，我識你㗎？
- Mike, I need you to get in my car. → Mike，我要你上我架車。
- Pete, she's not coming home. → Pete，佢唔會返嚟。
There's no toothbrush or toothpaste. → 冇牙刷同牙膏。
The drawers are all open. → 所有抽屜都開晒。
She packed in a hurry. → 佢匆匆忙忙執嘢走。
She's gone. - Yeah, but where? → - 佢走咗。 - 係，但去咗邊？
- Look, I really appreciate your-- → 喂，我好感激你...
- See, you shouldn't make me do this. → 睇嚟你要迫我咁做。
Then I wish your arm wasn't healed. → 我希望你隻手仲未好返。
[bones crack] - [screams] → -
- Let's get in my car before I have to do your knees too. → 快啲上我架車，唔係連你對膝頭都整。
You know, start again. → 重新嚟過。
Hi. I'm judy, and I love you, mike. → 你好，我係Judy，我愛你，Mike。
And you love me. → 你都愛我。
You just don't know it yet. → 你只係未發現。
- They found his keys and his gym bag on the ground. → 佢哋喺地下搵到佢嘅鎖匙同運動袋。
Security camera showed a woman shoving him into her car, → 閉路電視影到一個女人將佢推上車，
But police couldn't read the plates. → 但警方睇唔到車牌。
- All right, uh, thanks. → 好，唔該。
We'll--we'll call you if we hear anything. → 有消息會通知你。
Judy has abducted mike, → Judy綁架咗Mike，
And the police have no idea where they are. → 警方完全唔知佢哋喺邊。
All right, okay. → 好，好。
Uh...Clue. → 呃...線索。
Got to focus, focus. → 要集中，集中。
Mykes, can you do your-- your observing thing? → Mykes，你可唔可以做你嘅...觀察？
- You know, it's kind of hard right now. → 而家好難集中。
- Right. → 明白。
Um, what about, um, what about your female intuition? → 咁...你嘅女性直覺呢？
Right? I mean, you've never been more, you know, female-y, right? → 係嘛？你從來冇咁...女性化，係嘛？
So if you were an emotionally unstable female-- → 如果你係一個情緒唔穩定嘅女性...
Not saying that you are, → 唔係話你係，
Not saying that you are-- but if you were, → 唔係話你係...但如果你係，
Where would you take him? → 你會帶佢去邊？
- There. → 嗰度。
Grandpa left judy the dog tags, his ashes, → 爺爺留俾Judy軍籍牌、骨灰，
And I bet that he left her that cabin too. → 我肯定仲留咗間木屋俾佢。
- We'll get the address from Artie on the way. → 我哋一路去一路問Artie攞地址。
- Hi. → 嗨。
I made us some hot cider. Hmm? → 我整咗熱蘋果酒。
Oh, isn't this romantic? → 哦，好浪漫呀。
Hi. → 嗨。
How you feeling? → 你覺得點？
- Better. → 好啲。
After you fixed my arm. → 你幫我整返隻手之後。
- Again. Ha ha. → 又嚟。
You're welcome. → 唔使客氣。
Oh, mike, oh, mike, mike, mike, mike. → 喂，Mike，喂，Mike，Mike，Mike，Mike。
I have done so much for you. → 我為你付出咗咁多。
Now, my plan was to wait until after the championships → 本來我打算等到錦標賽之後
To tell you, but then I saw you kissing that woman. → 先話你知，但係見到你同個女人咀嘴。
See, I've been cheering you all season long, mike. → 睇吓，成個賽季我都喺度幫你打氣，Mike。
Wishing you to shoot faster and skate harder → 希望你射快啲、溜冰溜勁啲
And throw that guy through the glass. → 仲有將嗰條友撞穿玻璃。
Oh, and you didn't even know we were a team. → 喂，你連我哋係一隊都唔知。
- I did not. - I know. → - 我真係唔知。 - 我知。
- So, uh, what do you want from me? → - 咁你想我點？
- Um, well... → - 嗯，咁...
We could start with a kiss. → 不如先錫一啖。
- Okay... → - 好...
Yeah. Close your eyes. → 係。合埋眼。
- [interested] mm. → - [有興趣] 嗯。
[gasps] → [吸氣聲]
[bones crack] - [screams] → [骨頭碎裂聲] - [尖叫]
- You are gonna wish you didn't do that. → - 你會後悔咁做㗎。
- [snores] → - [打鼻鼾]
- Whatever you're doing, stop, please. → - 你做緊咩都好，停手，求吓你。
My legs. → 我對腳。
- Oh, now see, that's the pain → - 喂，睇吓，呢啲就係痛楚
That you would have felt every day → 你本來每日都要感受
If I hadn't wished it away. → 如果唔係我幫你許願消除。
- Wish it away again. Please. → - 再許願消除佢。求吓你。
- Um, no, I'm sorry. → - 嗯，唔得，我唔好意思。
Not until you learn to behave. → 等你學識乖先。
- [groans] [footsteps crunching] → - [呻吟聲] [腳步聲踩碎]
- Shh! → - 噓！
Quiet. → 靜啲。
Damn it, what's he doing here? → 頂，佢嚟呢度做咩？
- [groans] - Shh! → - [呻吟聲] - 噓！
- [groans] → - [呻吟聲]
Ow! Ow! → 哎呀！哎呀！
- Hey, are you all right? → - 喂，你冇事嘛？
- Not really. → - 唔係好得。
She went out back, she's got an axe. → 佢去咗後門，拎住把斧頭。
- Well, never a dull moment. → - 唉，真係冇一刻悶。
Dude, your leg's not supposed to bend like that. → 老友，你隻腳唔應該咁拗法㗎。
- I know! → - 我知！
[groans] → [呻吟聲]
- Judy? → - Judy？
- Pete! - Mykes?! → - Pete！ - Mykes？！
- I don't know how you people found me, → - 我唔知你哋點搵到我，
But I am not in the mood for this! → 但我而家冇心情理你哋！
- Oh, my god, how much perfume are you wearing? → - 天啊，你噴咗幾多香水呀？
I'm gonna--I'm gonna puke. → 我諗我會嘔。
- Hey! - Shoot her, Pete! → - 喂！ - 射佢，Pete！
- I don't have a shot, mykes. → - 我瞄唔到，Mykes。
- Drop your gun, or I hurt your fat friend. → - 放低支槍，唔係我就整傷你個肥朋友。
- Hey! - All right, just-- → - 喂！ - 好，就...
Hey, g-go easy, okay? → 喂，放鬆啲，好嘛？
Obviously my friend is pregnant and harmless. → 好明顯我個朋友大緊肚，冇殺傷力。
- She tried to shoot me with that weird gun. → - 佢啱先用支怪槍射我。
- I dropped the tesla, and I couldn't pick it up. → - 我跌咗支Tesla槍，執唔返。
- Okay? → - 好嘛？
We're both unarmed. → 我哋兩個都冇武器。
We'll get in the car and forget this ever happened. → 我哋上車，當冇件事發生過。
- No, you won't. → - 唔會。
You're gonna go get the police. → 你會去報警。
Which is why I now have to take care of this. → 所以我而家要解決呢個問題。
You really shouldn't have come. → 你真係唔應該嚟。
I wish your lungs would collapse. → 我希望你個肺縮埋。
- [gasps for breath] → - [喘氣]
- No! → - 唔好！
- I wish you were taking your last breath. → - 我希望你斷氣。
- [gasps] - Pete! → - [喘氣] - Pete！
Pete! → Pete！
No! → 唔好！
- [laughs] nice try, misery! → - [笑] 諗得幾好，衰人！
Surprise! → 驚喜！
- Back at ya! → - 回敬你！
[electricity crackles] [screams] → [電流聲] [尖叫]
- I hooked it with my toe. → - 我用腳趾勾返佢。
- Ha ha. That's right. → - 哈哈。啱啦。
Don't mess with the mama bear. → 唔好惹熊媽媽。
- Oh, my god, Pete. → - 天啊，Pete。
Pete, I think I just peed myself a little. → Pete，我諗我有啲瀨尿。
Just--Pete, hurry, bag the artifact, quick! → 快啲，Pete，快啲袋好件文物，快！
- Yeah, yes, yes. → - 係，係，係。
- Pete, quick! - Hold on! → - Pete，快啲！ - 等陣！
- Oh, my god. → - 天啊。
Oh, my god. → 天啊。
I-I got my body back! → 我攞返我個身體啦！
I have a stomach and a waist and hips. → 我有肚腩、腰同屁股。
It's all good! → 一切正常！
It's goodie good good good! → 好正正正正！
[both laugh] → [兩人笑]
- [screams] → - [尖叫]
- Oh, my god, I should go check on mike. → - 天啊，我應該去睇吓Mike。
- Eh? → - 嗯？
[intercom chatter] → [對講機聲]
- Hey. - Hey. → - 喂。 - 喂。
- So, uh, how's mike? → - 咁Mike點樣？
- He's okay. → - 佢冇事。
Hockey players can, uh, → 冰球員真係好捱得痛。 - 嗯。
Really handle pain. - Mm. → 咁你呢？
And you? → - 唉，我套愛情喜劇
- Well, only my romantic comedy → 變咗做史提芬京電影，所以...
Would turn into a steven king movie, so... → - 不過結局都幾扭橋。
- Pretty good twist at the end, though. → - 係，你點知要扮死？
- Yeah, how did you know to fake your own death? → - 我唔知。
- I don't know. → 我淨係...Judy許咗願之後，啱嘛？
I just--after judy made her wish, right? → 我發現自己仲唞到氣。
I realized that I could still breathe. → 當然，佢拎住把斧頭架喺你條頸度，
Of course, you know, she had an axe to your throat, → 所以我咪順勢...扮死囉。
So I just kinda...Went with it. → - 咁點解許願冇用？
- So why didn't the wishing work? → - 我都諗緊呢個問題。
- I've been thinking about that too. → 可能狗牌只對你愛嘅人有效，啱嘛？
Maybe the dogtags just work on people that you love, right? → 嗯，Judy嘅阿爺用喺佢軍隊老友度，
Um, like, judy's grandpa used it on his army buddy, → Judy用喺Mike度，我用喺你度...
Judy used it on mike, I used it on y... → 我...我係咪有鼻涕？
Do I--do I have a booger? → - 哦，冇。
- Oh, no. → 冇，冇，冇，冇，冇，冇。
No, no, no, no, no, no. → - 睇清楚啲。
- Look closely. → - 你啱啱認咗你愛我。
- You just admitted that you love me. → - 哦，Myke，我都鍾意食墨西哥卷同睇格鬥
- Oh, myke, I also love fajitas and cage fighting → 同光頭女人——我係話Sinead O'Connor？
And bald women-- I mean, sinead o'connor? → - 講得幾好，Lattimer，好嘛？
- That's a nice try, Lattimer, okay? → 但認命啦，我擁有強大嘅力量。
But face it, I wield tremendous power. → - 係，你擁有力量。 - 我係。
- Yes, you wield the power. - I do. → - 喂，講清楚，當真係發生嗰陣，
- Look, for the record, when it happens for real, → 我覺得你會係個好正嘅媽媽。
I think that you'll make a pretty great mom. → - 真係？
- Really? → - 係。
- Yeah. → 我意思係，睇吓你今日點樣保護我。
I mean, look at the way you protected me today. → 同埋...你鬧人真係好叻。
And...I mean, you're really good at nagging. → - 我哋要出發啦。 - 睇吓？
- We should get going. - See? → - 我只係去同Mike講聲拜拜。
- I'm just--I'm gonna go say good-bye to mike. → - 我唔會去同Mike講拜拜，因為，
- I'm not gonna go say good-bye to mike because, I mean, → 呢套戲仲可以有幾多種結局？
How many different ways can this movie end? → 我已經冇晒「你走先啦，女仔」呢啲對白。
You know, I'm all out of you go, girls. → 以後淨係會「同隻手講嘢」。
Gonna be talk to the hand from now on. → - 呢個係咪又一件文物產生？
- Is this another artifact being created? → 因為我感應唔到任何嘢。
Because I don't sense anything. → 哦。
Oh. → 係咪Frederic先生？
Is that mr. Frederic? → - 係。
- Yes. → 佢係我孫仔。
He's my grandson. → - 但佢...
- But he's... → 咁你個仔...
So you're son is... → 早就走咗。
Long gone. → 唔係所有奇蹟都無窮無盡㗎，Claudia。
Not all wonder is endless, Claudia. → [輕柔歌曲]
[soft song] → ♪
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